• demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
thelovenotebook:

Everything Love
agameofwolves:

By Brian Masters
Some songs wake up my inner stripper:

laughingstation:

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sofeeuhsofia:

leroyss:

artsyandawkward:


The most dramatic fall of all time.

harry “diva” potter 

this is basically all seven books like harry always dramatically dies while ron takes the painful stuff

 #hello we are harry potter and ronald weasley #and this is jackass
iquoterelatable:

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andurile:

there was a fight in the cafeteria today because somebody got 100+ on flappy bird and announced it to the entire place so naturally everyone tried to beat the score and there was this guy who nearly beat the score but he didn’t and he got so pissed he tried to throw his phone at the wall but it hit someone else instead and they started to shove and punch each other and the moral of the lesson is to never install flappy bird 

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